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"Would God that all the Lord's people were Prophets": Part 17

8/15/2022

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"Thus Saith the Lord . . . or Not"

In this Series we're looking at some of the worm-ridden fruits of prophets when they fall off the turnip truck (which has been fun, seeing the underbelly of how the spiritual sausage is made).

   No. 10: Wells Without Water
   No. 9:  Foxes in the Desert
   No. 8:  Earners of the Wages of Unrighteouness
   No. 7:  The Folly of the Prophets
   No. 6:  Lords Over God's Heritage


Today we're continuing our Top Ten Ways to Spot a False Prophet with No. 5: 

"Prophets that Follow Their Own Spirit."
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"I've Got a Bad Feeling About This"

Hello?  The 1980s called . . . and it wants its "Fourteen Fundamentals in Following the Prophet" back.

That talk ― the Beetlejuice my generation was weaned on ― was delivered by then-President of the Twelve Apostles, Ezra Taft Benson, to BYU students in February 1980.

The talk is a veritable recipe book for cooking up latter-day idolatry.

   Step 1:  Heat oven to "Hot Enough to Burn Stubble"

   Step 2:  [This is the most important step] In place of a Golden Calf, insert 'Living Prophet.'

   Step 3:  You will know the idolatry is done when you reject the higher law for the lesser.

I cannot help but thinking, as I reflect on President Benson's words and the way they are stridently shouted from the rooftops of our cultural halls and universities today with all the fervor of those who danced with Aaron beneath the golden hooves:

   Cursed be the day wherein I was born:
   let not the day wherein my mother
   bare me be blessed.

   Wherefore came I forth
   out of the womb
   to see labour and sorrow,
   that my days should be consumed
   with shame?

   
(Jeremiah 20:14, 18)

I am ashamed; I am sorry to live to see the day when the Lord's people are fed husks and count their bellies full; to see a time when vanity is called faith; when the children of Zion put off the yoke of Christ for vainglory.
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Tactical Blunders

Elder Benson's talk is distressing to anyone familiar with the scriptures or Church history (let's just run Brigham Young's Extermination Order against the American Indians by that checklist, shall we?). 

In fact, the talk distressed Church President Spencer W. Kimball so much that he had Elder Benson apologize to the General Authorities.  

President Kimball feared (rightly so) that this type of message might lead members to "an unthinking 'follow the leader' mentality." (D. Michael Quinn, The Mormon Hierarchy: Extensions of Power, Signature Books: Salt Lake City, UT, 1997, 111).

Even though Elder Benson retracted his words privately, since there was no public reckoning the message survived (and was even reprinted the following year in the Ensign).

In the ultimate irony, the man who told us to follow the living prophet . . . didn't.  He continued to espouse what he thought best despite President Kimball's admonition.

Now the "Fourteen Fundamentals in Following the Prophet" has become an LDS Classic.  

That's right: a talk which was deemed heresy 40 years ago has now become the entrenched orthodoxy.
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Several years ago as I sat in Church, listening to the typical comments and prophet-worship, enduring another lecture on Home Teaching, the thought whispered in my mind:

"Isn't it interesting how our sacred cows invariably end up as golden calves?" 

Sin of the Calf: A Poem

​Make us gods, Aaron:
Moses delays. Make us
Gods!  Here the golden
earrings—make us
hearing. We listen
to gold.

Molten calves, Aaron:
give us pearly milk
(but not meat
for it is written
thou shalt not kill
thy sacred cows).  Let us
lick the cream
from Hathor’s teats
to gild our tongues.

Sit here, Aaron:
sit upon the Great
Steer for us.  Fashion us
into horns of strength.
We shall scale Sinai’s
empty seat and
exalt ourselves,
engraving your name
forever on our lips:
​Pharaoh. 

Lead us, Aaron-Ra:
we have made ourselves naked
as suckling babes. 
Speak your will
so we may consecrate
ourselves to your fame.

Then Moses saw
the mischief and brake
the tables of testimony,
grinding the gold
to powder, saying: Aaron,
what did this people
do to you?

And Aaron answered:
The gold flowed
like the Nile waxes hot.
What difference, Moses,
twixt Egypt and Canaan
when all people
are set to make
gods of men?
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"It Might Be a Slow Newsday When . . . "

Last Thursday, the following headline caught my attention:

"Changes to tithing settlement announced for Latter-day Saints."

When I read that headline, my heart skipped a beat.  Has the time come, I thought, when they're going to finally end tithing settlement?  

Before I could shout for joy, however, I read the article.  Disappointingly, I saw that they're just changing the name from Tithing Settlement to 'Tithing Declaration.'

Another sign of the times?

(What do you call it when management changes the names of things while leaving them the same?)

What do we think happens when the Church chooses to rebrand instead of repent?

Why are we so eager to accuse others of "calling good evil, and evil good" when we do it, too?

As I finished the article, I thought, "Why aren't the Brethren following President Oak's counsel regarding 'Good, better and best?!'"

   GOOD:  Discontinue Tithing Settlement (Declaration) altogether.

   BETTER:  Discontinue Tithing Settlement (Declaration) and remove payment of tithing as a requirement to enter the Temple, since holding the ordinances of the Lord's House hostage to those that pay you money is precisely what Ezekiel called "extortion." (Before we criticize Eli's sons, we better take a good, hard look in the mirror.)

   BEST:  Discontinue the practice of tithing completely and rely on free-will offering like Jesus and the apostle Paul taught.

Or, you know, we could just rebrand priestcraft by giving it a new name.
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A Recent Example: The November 2015 Policy of Exclusion

I think the Church could use a good dose of Ezekiel right now.  I can hardly blame the leaders, because I believe they are sincerely doing what they think is best.

But I fear because of their obvious lack of discernment; how else can we explain the missives coming down from 47 East South Temple, Salt Lake City, Utah? (Anyone remember "the wise and thoughtful recommendations of medical experts and government leaders?")

The Old Testament Prophet warned:

   Thus saith the Lord God;
   Woe unto the foolish prophets,
   that follow their own spirit,
   and have seen nothing!

   Saying, The Lord saith:
   and the Lord hath not sent them:
   and they have made others to hope
   that they would confirm the word.


(Ezekiel 13:3, 6)

An example of when the Lord did "not send them" was the enactment of the 2015 policy that excluded children of a gay parent from being baptized until they were 18 years old.

Now, we all know that Jesus did NOT say:

   Go ye therefore,
   and teach all nations,
   baptizing them
   [unless they are the child of a gay parent until they are 18 years old and only after they disavow their parent's lifestyle and promise to pay you 10% of their money]
   in the name of the Father,
   and of the Son,
   and of the Holy Ghost.


(Matt. 28:19, Revised November 2015 Ed.)
   
​The fact the policy was leaked to the news speaks volumes (that's right; we learned about the policy only because someone sent a copy to Mormon Stories, who posted it on Facebook and it was picked up by the news; so you know something stinks when you first hear about it from the anchorman). 

Again, I don't understand all the cloak-and-dagger at Church Headquarters; why are they always climbing over fences in the dead of night instead of using the gate?  Is it because Jesus stands at the Gate and they are ashamed (John 10:1)?

I remember watching TV with my wife as we learned about the policy on the 9:00 o'clock news.  We both looked at each other and knew, instinctively, based on the light of Christ, that this policy was not of God. 

After all, wasn't Jesus the one who taught:

   Suffer little children
   to come unto me,
   and forbid them not
   [unless they happen to be the unlucky child of a parent who has made decisions over which the child had no say, but let the child answer for the sins of their parents if said sins be gay].


(Luke 18:16, Revised November 2015 Ed.)

While the news made me and my wife speechless, I thought of our loving Savior who appeared to his Nephite disciples:

   Now this is the commandment:
   Repent, all ye ends of the earth,
   and come unto me and be baptized
   [except those of you who live in homes of great friction caused by the sexuality of your parents, and so as an act of love, do not be baptized; you won't need the gift of the holy ghost in your teenage years; after all, I will send you the comfort of great youth leaders; and do not scoff at having to wear the Scarlet Letters 'GA' 
― not as my General Authorites wear it, but for your 'Gay Adult' parent].

(3 Nephi 27:20, Revised November 2015 Ed.)

And finally, who can forget when the Church voted to canonize this dramatic change to D&C 68, in which the Lord enjoins his people:

   And again, inasmuch as parents
   have children in Zion, or in any
   of her stakes which are organized,
   that teach them not to...be baptized
   for the remission of their sins
   when eight years old
   [except and excluding those of gay parentage, for whom this revelation is null and of none effect; so you may forget about the '8 years old' part, for, I say unto you, the only children that reach the age of accountability who need saving are those of heterosexual marriages].


(D&C 68:25, 27, Revised November 2015 Ed.)

When this misguided policy was rescinded (sort of) in 2019, I heard many friends and family comment that they were relieved because "they never understood the policy in the first place."

But where were they during the 3.5 years this policy mocked God?
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1 Comment
Clark Burt
8/16/2022 05:22:34 am

Like each of your posts, this one is better on the 2nd and 3rd reading and is chuck full of truth and non truth. There are several quotes that stand out.

"I am ashamed; I am sorry to live to see the day when the Lord's people are fed husks and count their bellies full; to see a time when vanity is called faith; when the children of Zion put off the yoke of Christ for vainglory."

And this:

"Isn't it interesting how our sacred cows invariably end up as golden calves?"

The poem about Aaron and the children of Israel is timeless, but we should know better. But the quote from Ezekiel was revelatory to me because I have been one who hoped they would "conform the word."

Policies clearly show the difference between the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints and the Church of Jesus Christ (D&C 10:68-70), only those repenting are of His church. Anything more or less (and you laid out both) is not of me but of the devil.

Thanks for taking the time to search and write and share. I look forward to new posts, but treasure up the older posts.

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