"Church representatives would neither confirm nor deny the veracity of the claim."
― Official church response I’ve never heard a prophet say if there are toilets in heaven which seems a pretty important detail to omit but I heard someone say resurrected bodies are so efficient at digestion the fish and honeycomb in Jesus’s gut were incorporated without waste which was a satisfactory explanation I guess but I really don’t know if they were making it up because they couldn’t conceive of toilets in the Celestial Kingdom which may seem undignified with effluent running beneath the gold pavement and I am worried because while angels and gods have bowels filled with compassion what if one of us is caught up to the third heaven giving us quite a fright and yet being mortals the first thing we’ll do is look for a toilet and be too embarrassed to inquire about the facilities not wanting to look foolish because the prophet never told us anyway if there are toilets for visiting guests please let us know and be sure to wash your hands because I heard angels are sticklers for hygiene |