The bank register of the devil
is a marvelous work. It is a wonder how his funds funnel cleverly offshore (whoever said Cerberus was a pass-through?) So the rich cannot pass a needle’s test? It is for the best: you cannot have clients packing their belongings when they themselves are the collateral. Satan loves to secure his transactions for a rainy day (just ask Noah). Wealth may be a poor liability but the devil is careful to treat his pensioners like good expenditures. Counterfeit coin? Calm now, even the devil obeys standard accounting practices. But the ledger of the Lamb is alarming in its simplicity as though written by a child. Any financial adviser worth his salt (just ask Lot) would roll over seeing it bleed red like that. If you want my advice you must follow the profit to get in the black. Cross-out the charity ─ why, there’s not even a 501(c)(3) for heaven's sake! I daresay there will be hell to pay. |