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The Church-as-Hospital

11/18/2022

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Nurse Ratched

In 1962 author Ken Kesey published the book One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest (it was later made into a movie but I haven't seen it).

For those of you who have not read the book, it's about a group of patients in a hospital psychiatric wing. 

The antagonist is Nurse Ratched: a no-nonsense lady who keeps her wards in check (played by Louise Fletcher in the movie who won an Oscar for her performance).

The protagonist Randle McMurphy plans to escape with the other patients in order to get away from the harmful treatment of Nurse Ratched (for example, her shock therapy treatment).

Her cruelty results in one of the characters committing suicide.

Afterwards she coolly tells the mourning inmates, "The best thing we can do is to go on with our daliy routine." 

Upset, McMurphy assaults Ratched and she repays his disobedience by having him lobotomized.  That's right: lobotomized.

Sound depressing?

   Sound familiar? 
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The Nurse Will See You Now

I am no literary critic (my wife was the English major), but according to what I've read Nurse Ratched represents "the corrupting influence of instutitonal power and authority. ... Nurse Ratched's superiors turn a blind eye [to her abuses] because she maintains order, keeping the patients from acting out."

The Church is a Hospital?

As you know, the Church is often compared to a hospital (here's an example of Elder Dale G. Renlund doing so). 

Elder Jeffrey R. Holland said, "The Church is more like a hospital or an aid station, provided for those who are ill and want to get well."  (Elder Holland, "He Hath Filled the Hungry with Good Things," October General Conference, 1997.)

The idea that the Church is a hospital for sinners compares sin with sickness, and the Church as the place we get rehabilitated (you know, as if we were drug addicts needing somewhere to detox from the juice).

Well, is this the worst metaphor in the history of metaphors (except, perhaps, the parable of the pickle)?
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The Church-As-HMO

An "HMO" is a Health Maintenance Organization.  They bundle doctors the way cable TV bundles TV channels, trying to keep costs down.

The problem I see with the Church being compared to a hospital is that, first of all, it is more accurately an HMO, and secondly, I don't view the Church's role to be regulating and employing our treating physicians.

   Because Christ is our only Physician.

Third, instead of Christ being our source of healing, this metaphor makes the Church and its priesthood leaders our "in-network" doctors.

Fourth, like in all HMO's, we sacrifice quality of care for a bureaucracy of medical billing and being placed on call-waiting when we want to dispute the bill.

Fifth, and now we're getting to my main objection: it seems like, by the way we're often treated in the Church when we consult directly with Dr. Christ M.D. for treatment (without first getting insurance preauthorization), we find that Christ is, in fact, out-of-network, and not covered by our insurance plan despite the generous premiums and deductibles we've paid.

Sixth, I am wondering what happened to Doctor-Patient Confidentiality?  Maybe I don't want to undergo Chemo: that should be my decision, between me and my Doctor, and not up to the CEO of Intermountain Healthcare (IHC).  Maybe I want to have calf implants even though they make me look ridiculous: that is between me and my Doctor.

Seven, when the Brethren speak about "purview," it reminds me of President Barack Obama who promised, while campaigning for the Affordable Care Act, "If you like your Doctor, you can keep your Doctor!"

   Ummm, if you say so.

I'd like to see my Doctor now.  You can take off the blood pressure cuff.  Like the Greeks said to the apostle Philip:

   Sir, we would see Jesus.

(John 12:21)

We see by this that the Lord's servants are NOT the same as the Lord Himself.  Anyone who claims they stand in for the Lord In Loco Parentis is mistaken.  Such a notion is the opposite of "come unto Christ."  We can impart His word, but we aren't the Word.

Remember, it was Jesus, not Peter, who healed Peter's own Mother-in-Law of her illness (Luke 4:38-39). 

We have a Master of the Healing Arts: what do we need hospitals for when we are being treated in-home by a Doctor who makes house calls?

So why is the Church shuffling me off on a gurney to see the physican's assistant?
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Medical Malpractice

Hold on.  Maybe we could retool this metaphor to make it work.

I mean, there are a lot of hospital goofs, such as when they amputate the wrong leg or a patient contracts a staph infection after being admitted.


Doctors carry medical malpractice insurance for a reason!  They make mistakes.  They're just humans, like our leaders.

But because the Church tells us the Prophet can't lead us astray (as though the Prophet were a steady-handed surgeon who never made a mistake in the operating room), it makes it hard for the leaders to admit, "Yup, I severed a nerve on accident.  I'm sorry.  Let's make this right."  

Instead we go through the mental gymnastics of explaining something as simple as the 2015 Exclusion Policy's reversal in which President Nelson essentially blamed God for the snafu (I was not aware 'throwing God under the bus' was in a Prophet's job description).  

Instead, he could have come clean and said, "Look, we messed up.  Let's make this right."

So when we have to choose whether to commit our lives and wellbeing into the hands of the Prophet or into the Hands of Christ, ask yourself: whose hands would you rather hold the scalpel?

Yes, it's great that President Nelson was a heart doctor, but we're not looking for a referral.  We already have a Physician to perform our heart operation:

   A new heart also will I give you.

(Ezek. 36:26)

Yes, President Nelson was a pioneering heart surgeon, but all he could do was give us a mortal heart transplant and pig parts to extend our lives a few years.  

But prophets cannot give us a heart like Christ's. 

That procedure has never been FDA approved for earthly interns-in-residence to perform (FDA = "Father Declares Acceptable"). 

​Only Christ is skilled enough to perform the miracle of giving us a new, everlasting heart that will extend our life eternally.
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Example of Religious Malpractice

If you think I'm making too big a deal about this, then you may have missed the recent talks by Elder Ahmand S. Corbitt and Sister Sheri Dew.  The current messaging from Headquarters is alarming.

Sheri Dew said earlier this month to the students at BYU-Hawaii, teaching a Masterclass in Practicing Latter-day Idolatry (!)

   Truth 1: “Because this is the Lord’s Church and Jesus Christ is the one who chooses His prophets, the Savior will never let the prophet lead the Church astray. Period.”

   Truth 2: The living prophet is the most important prophet.

   Truth 3: Prophets hold priesthood keys that set them apart from any other leaders on earth.

   Truth 4: “Sustaining prophets in today’s world takes faith — but not faith in them, faith in Jesus Christ, who called them.”

   Truth 5: Spiritual safety comes from following the prophet. 

I.  Am.  Literally.  Aghast.

Now that I'm thinking this through, maybe the Church is a hospital — you know, one that may very well end up killing us:  "Your Health Care May Kill You: Medical Errors" (by James Anderson and Kathleen Abrahamson, Stud. Health Technol. Inform., 2017).
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We Need a Tourniquet

According to recent studies, LDS youth who are LGTB are twice as likely to commit suicide as their peers.  (Green, Amy; Price-Feeney, Myeshia; Dorison, Samuel; Pick, Casey (Aug 2020). "Self-Reported Conversion Efforts and Suicidality Among US LGBTQ Youths and Young Adults, 2018," American Journal of Public Health, 110 (8): 1221–1227)

While I am not a sociologist, I believe there is a kernel of truth in Carol Lynn Pearson's statement: "Many suicides among young Mormon homosexuals, as well as gay people in other religions, can be traced directly to a hostile social and religious environment."  (Carol Lynn Pearson, No More Goodbyes: Circling the Wagons Around Our Gay Loved Ones, 2007, p. 37)

Ask yourself: how would Jesus minister to His gay son or daughter?  Because they are His children.


Sometimes I wonder, when people refer to the Church as a hospital, "What sort of hospital are we in?"

And more importantly, "What sort of nurses are treating us?"
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Beginning at my Sanctuary
a poem

​(Ezekiel 9:6-7)

​Just before Christmas in Nineteen-Forty-Two
cooks at the Oregon State Sanitorium
served scrambled eggs for dinner 
laced with sodium fluoride
to the mental patients
by mistake.

   Forty-seven people
   died.

Sodium fluoride is a pesticide
used to rid kitchens of cockroaches
​and rats.  It is also added to city water 
supplies to prevent dental cavities.  Colorless
and tasteless.  Between five to ten grams will kill
you. 

At the same psychiatric hospital thousands of cremains
were neglected in corroded canisters, forgotten
in the asylum's basement for decades.  
The Oregonian won a Pulitzer 
for the story.

The exterior
of the building is a jewel
of Salem, looking like an ivy university
or steepled seminary instead of a eugenics
laboratory performing lobotomies and sterilizations.
 
   Hiding in plain sight
   is beauty’s parlor trick.
 
A hundred years ago it was not impolitic 
to believe insanity was caused 
by venereal disease
or epilepsy or
spirits.

What’s the point
of all this information
I skimmed off Wikipedia?
Is a church a hospital for sinners?
  
   Are we insane?
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2 Comments
Clark Burt
11/19/2022 12:35:46 pm

I was one who used to buy into the church as a hospital idea, and you have shown how preposterous that idea is. From the doctors and nurses to the prescriptions and homemade remedies. How ill prepared we are without His words to counter this heresy. And, as you have shown, the result is deadly. Why, when we have the most powerful remedy, we resort to fluff is beyond me.

Thanks for this post and your ability to cut to the heart. No pun intended.

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Clark Burt
11/20/2022 10:17:36 am

See

http://fingerofgod.blogspot.com/2021/12/misc-scriptures-on-by-this-you-may-know_27.html?m=1

Who does hear His voice is the question? And He wants us to know who does and who does not.

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